Shout out to Ebaums!
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Lady Punch
For some strange reason I keep watching this clip so I decided to post it. There is something special about it, something magical, something even poetic about the whole thing. Apparently it all went down at a PTA meeting and in the original video you can hear the woman in red is telling a group that "they smoked marijuana together. Did you know that honey? Carry had THC in her system and" WHAMMO! She gets clocked big time. Check out how fast the offended party splits the scene. Here is the Franz Ferdinand Remix minus the dialogue.
Google Earth Strangeness
Not only has Google Earth allowed us to peep topless sunbathers and the guy about to open his vehicles door it has also uncovered some funny, strange and down right bizarre things.
Like the Oprah cornfield, highway truck crash , the swastika apartment complex and the fighter jet in a parking lot.
There is also the black, triangle shaped UFO seen in Australia (Pic1 Pic 2) and the guy who found his house on fire.
No mention of the subject would be complete without a visit to Area 51, the crooked NY skyscrapers, the mysterious green circles or the strange miniature mountain project (Pic1, Pic2, Pic3)
Here is the profanity field, the smiley face, burning Iraqi oil-fields and the exact location of paradise. Looks nice. Also check out the border between winter and summer and the giant guy with an iPod.
But above all my personal favorites have to be the flying cars. (Car1, Car2) How much for one of those bad boys?
Like the Oprah cornfield, highway truck crash , the swastika apartment complex and the fighter jet in a parking lot.
There is also the black, triangle shaped UFO seen in Australia (Pic1 Pic 2) and the guy who found his house on fire.
No mention of the subject would be complete without a visit to Area 51, the crooked NY skyscrapers, the mysterious green circles or the strange miniature mountain project (Pic1, Pic2, Pic3)
Here is the profanity field, the smiley face, burning Iraqi oil-fields and the exact location of paradise. Looks nice. Also check out the border between winter and summer and the giant guy with an iPod.
But above all my personal favorites have to be the flying cars. (Car1, Car2) How much for one of those bad boys?
Paul McCartney died in 1966 and was replaced by a convincing look-a-like?
A Great Rock and Roll Mystery!
Pre 1966 Paul on top
Post 1966 Paul on bottom
Some call it a hoax, others claim to have proof. You decide.
Detailed Facial Analysis
Clues from Album Covers and Lyrics
Thursday, January 24, 2008
How to steal my neighbors Honda
Ok! I really need to get somewhere and my dead pollution mobile isn't helping so I am going to follow these simple instructions and steal my neighbors Honda. Thats right, steal it. See you in hell or in jail, whatever comes first.
What is needed:
Flat Head Screwdriver
Wire Strippers
Insulated Gloves
Coat Hanger
1) Put on the gloves and bend the coat hanger into an L. Then gain access to the car by wedging the screwdriver through the rubber seal around the drivers window. Through the opening carefully extend the coat hanger until you reach the lock latch. With a quick flick of the wrist pop open the lock latch outwards. This might take a few tries but it is surprisingly easy.
Note - Step one can be avoided if needed by simply smashing the glass or finding an unlocked car.
2) Locate the ignition tumbler, the spot where you normally put your key. Remove the covers and panels around the tumbler by ripping and breaking the plastic away. You might need to pry the plastic with the screwdriver.
3) Examine the ignition setup. There should be a panel with six wires clipped to the rear of the tumbler. Remove the panel and try to manually turn the ignition switch using a screwdriver. If you can do this and it works, then you are done! When you turn the ignition switch (usually with a key), it rotates a pin or lever on the back side of the tumbler. The panel is essentially a switch with four positions: off, accessories, full on and ignition. The different positions of the key correspond to each of these positions.
4) If you are not able to manually turn the ignition switch with the screwdriver, you will have to strip wires to hot-wire the car.
5) Pull those wires from the ignition, strip a portion of each and twist them together. The car will now be on and ready for ignition. This is where you truly hot-wire a car. These wires carry a charge, which is why they are called “hot".
6) Find the white power wire and the black starter wire and pull them from the ignition tumbler as well. There are two black wires so you will have to find the right one by trying both. Strip the ends and touch these wires together briefly. This should activate the starter, firing up the car. If you have done everything properly, the car will now be running. Do not leave these wires touching each other once the car is running. The steering wheel may not unlock so you may have to force the wheel to one side to break the lock. Now you are ready to ride.
7) Cover up any exposed wires to avoid painful electric shocks. Avoid cops and DON'T DRIVE LIKE AN IDIOT. Remember you are driving stolen car so obey the rules of the road.
Note - For entertainment purposes only of course. I take absolutely no responsibility for mine or anyone else's behavior due to reading this ;)

What is needed:
Flat Head Screwdriver
Wire Strippers
Insulated Gloves
Coat Hanger
1) Put on the gloves and bend the coat hanger into an L. Then gain access to the car by wedging the screwdriver through the rubber seal around the drivers window. Through the opening carefully extend the coat hanger until you reach the lock latch. With a quick flick of the wrist pop open the lock latch outwards. This might take a few tries but it is surprisingly easy.
Note - Step one can be avoided if needed by simply smashing the glass or finding an unlocked car.
2) Locate the ignition tumbler, the spot where you normally put your key. Remove the covers and panels around the tumbler by ripping and breaking the plastic away. You might need to pry the plastic with the screwdriver.
3) Examine the ignition setup. There should be a panel with six wires clipped to the rear of the tumbler. Remove the panel and try to manually turn the ignition switch using a screwdriver. If you can do this and it works, then you are done! When you turn the ignition switch (usually with a key), it rotates a pin or lever on the back side of the tumbler. The panel is essentially a switch with four positions: off, accessories, full on and ignition. The different positions of the key correspond to each of these positions.
4) If you are not able to manually turn the ignition switch with the screwdriver, you will have to strip wires to hot-wire the car.
5) Pull those wires from the ignition, strip a portion of each and twist them together. The car will now be on and ready for ignition. This is where you truly hot-wire a car. These wires carry a charge, which is why they are called “hot".
6) Find the white power wire and the black starter wire and pull them from the ignition tumbler as well. There are two black wires so you will have to find the right one by trying both. Strip the ends and touch these wires together briefly. This should activate the starter, firing up the car. If you have done everything properly, the car will now be running. Do not leave these wires touching each other once the car is running. The steering wheel may not unlock so you may have to force the wheel to one side to break the lock. Now you are ready to ride.
7) Cover up any exposed wires to avoid painful electric shocks. Avoid cops and DON'T DRIVE LIKE AN IDIOT. Remember you are driving stolen car so obey the rules of the road.
Note - For entertainment purposes only of course. I take absolutely no responsibility for mine or anyone else's behavior due to reading this ;)
Salute to Winter
Let's face it, winter sucks. I just went to start my pollution mobile and it is stone dead. Perhaps the prolonged sub-zero temperatures had something to do with it. Whatever the case I had plans today, people to see, places to go. Do you think winter gives a rats ass about your day? No way. This is for the rotten prick called old man winter...to you I say "UP YOURS!"
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
How to Build a Spaceship from Household Scraps
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